she asked some noob on a forum “how do you master?”
He just so happened to be a Plastic Surgeon:
With a few cuts and additions here and there, she ended up with a very impressive Top End & a really Tight Bottom… but her track still sounded s h i t.
F*&@ing Noobs!! They know nothing!
So with her new face and a**e she went down to her local club…
and exploded
the crowd went insane
they went so insane some say they were INSANE IN THE MEMBRANEEEEEEE
The cleaner ran straight home from work, excited to have found…
a dongle found in the princesses box…
It was a bit messy - possibly from the explosion.
But suddenly the cleaner heard a knock on the door…
It was the Painters… They were still around.
HI GUYS I WAS JUST WONDERING WHAT THE BESTEST IS CDJ’S OR VINYL.
Sorry, I went in the noob direction. 
Said the Painter with the cleft lip.
His Partner was obviously feeling the effects of working in a poorly ventilated environment, when suddenly…
he got out his paint brush and proceeded to cover the cleaner in his thick white paint
which surprisingly she enjoyed…
as she gently caressed her womans area
,her husbands credit card…
was maxed out from all the shoes and handbags she kept purchasing
“Hey Lads - She’s dead! Do you not realise?!”
Said the Narrator.
“Read back a bit there and you’ll see she exploded…”
narrator reads on to realise she is the walking dead and just made an epic fail mistake
Hi, I’m the narrator and I like vindaloo