Had to post this for the really cool Pic - But the track is alright too! 
Down on the Mac… Cant Embed 
[url]Klaster - Stage ( Original Mix ) - YouTube
Klaster - Stage ( Original Mix )
[quote]St. ICNholas (14/12/2010)[hr]Apologies if posted already… 
Lucy - Beautiful People - 2010
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You better fu.cking apologise mate
So, you’re saying that I batter apologise then?
Fack off ya wee cant :laugh:
I feel threatened and intimidated. Such hostility on this forum towards scottish people. It’s really not right. The scots are a pretty sound bunch. Better than the irish and english anyways IMHO.
Really liked your last two tracks slender mate. Heavy and thrusting which is nice for all hours of the day.
Ah I see the celts are revolting again 
An Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, “what’ll you have?”
The man says, “Give me three pints of Guinness please.”
So the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they’re gone. He then orders three more.
The bartender says, “Sir, I know you like them cold. You don’t have to order three at a time. I can keep an eye on it and when you get low I’ll bring you a fresh cold one.”
The man says, "You don’t understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we’d still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too, and we’re drinking together.
The bartender thought that was a wonderful tradition.
Every week the man came in and ordered three beers. Then one week he came in and ordered only two. He drank them and then ordered two more.
The bartender said to him, “I know what your tradition is, and I’d just like to say that I’m sorry that one of your brothers died.”
The man said, “Oh, me brothers are fine----I just quit drinking.”
Paddy Englishman, Paddy Scotsman and Paddy Irishman were running away from the German soldiers in WWII.
Paddy Englishman found a box to hide in. Paddy Scotsman also found a box and he jumped in like a flash.
All that was left was a sack of potatoes - so Paddy Irishman hid in there.
When the German soldiers came they started kicking the 1st box where Paddy Englishman was hiding and he went “Miaow”.
The soldiers thought it was just a little cat, so they started kicking the 2nd box and Paddy Scotsman shouted “Woof”.
The soldiers thought it was just a dog in the box so they carried on searching…
Then, they came to the sack of potatoes where Paddy Irishman was hiding. They gave it a boot & he shouted out “POTATOOOOOOOES…”
[quote]St. ICNholas (19/12/2010)[hr]Paddy Englishman, Paddy Scotsman and Paddy Irishman were running away from the German soldiers in WWII.
Paddy Englishman found a box to hide in. Paddy Scotsman also found a box and he jumped in like a flash.
All that was left was a sack of potatoes - soPaddy Irishmanhid in there.
When the German soldiers came they started kicking the 1st box where Paddy Englishman was hiding and hewent “Miaow”.
The soldiers thought it was just a little cat, so they started kicking the2nd box and Paddy Scotsman shouted “Woof”.
The soldiers thought it was just a dog inthe box so they carried on searching…
Then, they came to the sack of potatoes where Paddy Irishman was hiding. They gave it a boot &he shouted out “POTATOOOOOOOES…”[/quote]
Playground classic. Our version was them running away from a tribe though for shagging the chiefs daughter!
An english man an irish man and a scots man were on an internet forum.
The english man starts a thread by saying, “I like techno who else here does.”
The irish man responds by saying “yeah, I like techno, who doesnt?”
The scots man after a while of being confused says, “this is pish. I thought this was a place for serious musicians?”
So, I’ve been putting this off for a while 'cos I think I’m gonna struggle but I want my next track to be pure minimal.
Any suggestions on artists/tracks to listen to for inspiration?
[quote]saulable (19/12/2010)[hr][quote]St. ICNholas (19/12/2010)[hr]Paddy Englishman, Paddy Scotsman and Paddy Irishman were running away from the German soldiers in WWII.
Paddy Englishman found a box to hide in. Paddy Scotsman also found a box and he jumped in like a flash.
All that was left was a sack of potatoes - soPaddy Irishmanhid in there.
When the German soldiers came they started kicking the 1st box where Paddy Englishman was hiding and hewent “Miaow”.
The soldiers thought it was just a little cat, so they started kicking the2nd box and Paddy Scotsman shouted “Woof”.
The soldiers thought it was just a dog inthe box so they carried on searching…
Then, they came to the sack of potatoes where Paddy Irishman was hiding. They gave it a boot &he shouted out “POTATOOOOOOOES…”[/quote]
Playground classic. Our version was them running away from a tribe though for shagging the chiefs daughter![/quote]
LOL
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Yup… Thats my favourite one - The Potatoes one.
[quote]jonsloan (19/12/2010)[hr]So, I’ve been putting this off for a while 'cos I think I’m gonna struggle but I want my next track to be pure minimal.
Any suggestions on artists/tracks to listen to for inspiration?[/quote]
For me, the best minimal producers are extrawelt. There’s so many awesome minimal artists mate so it’s really hard for me to say what you want as only you know what you want really.
I’ll post some here though so that hopefully you can draw something from it. There’s probably been better posts already and I’m missing them so slender and that irish guy can help you out too.
Minilogue - The Leopard (Extrawelt Remix) - YouTube
Popof - Mr. Orange [HQ] - YouTube
- YouTube
- YouTube
Hopefully these can give you an idea…
[quote]jonsloan (19/12/2010)[hr]So, I’ve been putting this off for a while 'cos I think I’m gonna struggle but I want my next track to be pure minimal.
Any suggestions on artists/tracks to listen to for inspiration?[/quote]
First off all you’ll need to get yourself a “techno militia” avatar
I’m sure icn has a spare one knocking around
As for minimal I’m not sure I’m the right person as I’m a bit more maximal but I really like stuff by “posthuman” at the mo. umek is cool although there is stuff on his soundcloud at the mo that is a bit dodge!
just been listening to this
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still does it for me :w00t:
hmmm
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slow n hard!
awsome track
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awesome video
really liking this stuff at the mo
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