You guys all need a bit of GM in your lives
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Heard he’s just opened up a Driving School
Reminds me of Mulder from XFiles
aliens invented trance did you know?
some of us lesser advanced humans degraded it from its pure state to a more simple genre now knowen a techno, the reasonings behind this where thought to be a simple escape from our under developed z class colony now knowen as earth. it is said that once earth is reunited under one genre our makers will return to send the earth into a state of pure euphoria and ever ending promise. unfortunatly one human call george bush found out about theses plans and fu(ked it for everyone, now the earth will fight with each other until the earths blood runs dry. the end result with be a colony on mars not dissimilar to that of total recall. on the up side woman will have 3 boobs.
I want what Wayne is on
Actually, Aliens came here from another planet to escape trance, since it does nothing but detune the mind with the thousands of saw waves penetrating all carbon-based lifeforms with the same key of C major. Unfortunately, like a bad odor, trance somehow found a way to hitch a ride…
Trance Producer #1: “Man, I have a bad case of writer’s block!”
Trance Producer #2: “Dude! Just add another saw wave!”
:P:D:):hehe:
J
[quote]gofunk (25/06/2011)[hr]aliens invented trance did you know?
some of us lesser advanced humans degraded it from its pure state to a more simple genre now knowen a techno, the reasonings behind this where thought to be a simple escape from our under developed z class colony now knowen as earth. it is said that once earth is reunited under one genre our makers will return to send the earth into a state of pure euphoria and ever ending promise. unfortunatly one human call george bush found out about theses plans and fu(ked it for everyone, now the earth will fight with each other until the earths blood runs dry. the end result with be a colony on mars not dissimilar to that of total recall. on the up side woman will have 3 boobs.[/quote]
C Major is poor imo!
just out of interest does anyone have a fav scale to work in?
I love working in d# minor but I avoid using c#, makes it sound to happy in some progressions.
A minor is also a fav of mine but I do like the darker trance or the trance the brings out what i call “hurt emotions” if you follow! the dark side of fontaine!
D-flat for it’s warmth and mellow color, and D for it’s brightness. G-minor for tragic.
J
[quote]gofunk (25/06/2011)[hr]C Major is poor imo!
just out of interest does anyone have a fav scale to work in?
I love working in d# minor but I avoid using c#, makes it sound to happy in some progressions.
A minor is also a fav of mine but I do like the darker trance or the trance the brings out what i call “hurt emotions” if you follow! the dark side of fontaine![/quote]
I like my scales like I like my coffee, hot, strong and sweet like toffee.
G-minor for tragic ftw:D
And black…like your men.
No i try to steer away from the black keys, A minor or C major for the win.
Ban all of you for talking about scalees and that sort of thing in the off topic
Plus no one answered how melody’s make my sounds fat
Apples and oranges, bud.
J
[quote]slender (25/06/2011)[hr]Ban all of you for talking about scalees and that sort of thing in the off topic
Plus no one answered how melody’s make my sounds fat[/quote]
Nether apples or oranges have buds
[quote]JamieinNC (25/06/2011)[hr]Apples and oranges, bud.
J
[quote]slender (25/06/2011)[hr]Ban all of you for talking about scalees and that sort of thing in the off topic
Plus no one answered how melody’s make my sounds fat[/quote][/quote]
[quote]there seems to be really valid evidence to back up previous visitations.[/quote]
To me there just seems to be speculation. Evidence is quantifiable. You need to be able apply scientific method to it. Pictures on walls, odd shaped skulls, interesting architecture etc aren’t proof, we just don’t understand it. There’s all sorts of odd drawings, carvings, etc from the past. That doesn’t mean that minotaurs once roamed the earth!
[quote]I watched a documentary what proved to me that time travel can be achieved but only to go forward in time and not back - something to do with some obscure law of physics and not changing the past [/quote]
I think what this may be is that if you can accelerate yourself to the speed of light then you sort of get around the laws of time. IE X days at light speed would be Xhundred days in normal speed. So if you had the energy to travel at light speed and the power not to disintegrate you’d then be able to advance into the future whilst staying the same age (relatively speaking).
The travel in the past one might be the grandfather paradox - if you travel back in time and kill your grandfather then you’ll never be born. Therefore you can’t travel back in time to kill him in the first place, so he can’t be dead. Bam, paradox. There’s loads of alternative ideas to this though.
[quote]“You’ve just got to have faith”[/quote]
Man I hate that saying. Almost as much as “God works in mysterious ways”. Ricky Gervais said it best: it’s the theological equivalent of saying “look over there!” and then running away. Also I hate George Michael.
[quote]I think, looking back, that Gutenberg’s invention of the printing press is the single most important event in human history.[/quote]
I agree with this statement 1000%. And pretty much everything else in your post mate.
[quote]I like my scales like I like my coffee, hot, strong and sweet like toffee.
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I like my women like I like my coffee: ground up and in the freezer.
PS - 2 or 3 years on this forum and this is easily my favorite thread so far!