Who can fix me up with a 'forum guru' status?

[quote]slender (24/08/2011)[hr][quote]jjdejong0 (24/08/2011)[hr]I hate to burst your hopes and dreams but getting Forum Guru status will NOT get you the girls.[quote]





No but you get as many goats as you like[/quote]



hahahaha

can never have enough goats.



[quote]UnitedVision (25/08/2011)[hr]can never have enough goats.



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Is there not rules about posting porn

Remember reading in the paper years ago, about an Englishman (or Pervert as we call them here in Ireland :stuck_out_tongue: )… 

There was an Intercity train going by when he was trying to fk a sheep in a field. As the train full of people was going by, he hobbled over - mid job - to get a sheet of galvanised roof to shield his activity.

Needless to say, there were a few complaints & he was caught.

Classy.

[quote]ICN (25/08/2011)[hr]Remember reading in the paper years ago, about an Englishman (or Pervert as we call them here in Ireland :stuck_out_tongue: )…



There was an Intercity train going by when he was trying to fk a sheep in a field. As the train full of people was going by, he hobbled over - mid job - to get a sheet of galvanised roof to shield his activity.



Needless to say, there were a few complaints & he was caught.



Classy.[/quote]



Must have been Gav on his holiday :smiley:

What, does he like dressing up as a Sheep? :wink:

LOL