2010 statistics on TSA airport screening from the Department of Homeland Security

Terrorist Plots Discovered 0

Transvestites 133

Hernias 1,485

Hemorrhoid Cases 3,172

Enlarged Prostates 8,249

Breast Implants 59,350

Natural Blondes 3 :smiley:

Nice to see that the breast implants were of an even number :wink:

Well the recession may put an end to that :wink: