My Dear Wife,
You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 54
years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and I
value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter,
I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be
spending the evening with my 18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel.
Please don’t be upset----I shall be home before midnight.
When the man came home late that night, he found the following
letter on the dining room table:
My Dear Husband,
I received your letter and thank you for your honesty
about my being 54 years old. I would like to take this opportunity to
remind you that you are also 54 years old. As you know, I am a math
teacher at our local college. I would like to inform you that while you
read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, one of my
students, who is also the assistant tennis coach. He is young,
virile, and like your secretary, is 18 years old.
As a successful businessman who has an excellent knowledge of math,
you will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one
small difference - 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18.
Therefore, I will not be home until sometime tomorrow.
LOL!!
nice!
could ye not get banned fer talk like that?
[quote]chekka (06/03/2011)[hr]could ye not get banned fer talk like that?[/quote]
It’s a joke and this is the OT forum
[quote]Roben (06/03/2011)[hr][quote]chekka (06/03/2011)[hr]could ye not get banned fer talk like that?[/quote]
It’s a joke and this is the OT forum[/quote]
Ofcorse its a joke people in Ireland can not afford to have a fridge 
[quote]slender (06/03/2011)[hr][quote]Roben (06/03/2011)[hr][quote]chekka (06/03/2011)[hr]could ye not get banned fer talk like that?[/quote]
It’s a joke and this is the OT forum[/quote]
Ofcorse its a joke people in Ireland can not afford to have a fridge ;)[/quote]
can ye not get banned fer talk like THAT!!! you racist!!
:w00t:
[quote]chekka (06/03/2011)[hr][quote]slender (06/03/2011)[hr][quote]Roben (06/03/2011)[hr][quote]chekka (06/03/2011)[hr]could ye not get banned fer talk like that?[/quote]
It’s a joke and this is the OT forum[/quote]
Ofcorse its a joke people in Ireland can not afford to have a fridge ;)[/quote]
can ye not get banned fer talk like THAT!!! you racist!!
:w00t:[/quote]
Nah D, just a pure economic observation
hahahahahahahahah 
[quote]slender (06/03/2011)[hr][quote]Roben (06/03/2011)[hr][quote]chekka (06/03/2011)[hr]could ye not get banned fer talk like that?[/quote]
It’s a joke and this is the OT forum[/quote]
Ofcorse its a joke people in Ireland can not afford to have a fridge ;)[/quote]
LOL :laugh: that talk may get you into some trouble however :laugh:
[quote]Roben (06/03/2011)[hr][quote]slender (06/03/2011)[hr][quote]Roben (06/03/2011)[hr][quote]chekka (06/03/2011)[hr]could ye not get banned fer talk like that?[/quote]
It’s a joke and this is the OT forum[/quote]
Ofcorse its a joke people in Ireland can not afford to have a fridge ;)[/quote]
LOL :laugh: that talk may get you into some trouble however :laugh:[/quote]
Really, i’ve read worst and if people here really think I am a racist then they surely have not read my posts or understand the word irony
[quote]slender (06/03/2011)[hr][quote]Roben (06/03/2011)[hr][quote]slender (06/03/2011)[hr][quote]Roben (06/03/2011)[hr][quote]chekka (06/03/2011)[hr]could ye not get banned fer talk like that?[/quote]
It’s a joke and this is the OT forum[/quote]
Ofcorse its a joke people in Ireland can not afford to have a fridge ;)[/quote]
LOL :laugh: that talk may get you into some trouble however :laugh:[/quote]
Really, i’ve read worst and if people here really think I am a racist then they surely have not read my posts or understand the word irony ;)[/quote]
Pipe down Paul, bellwiff, what next, the gingers? :laugh: 
[quote]Roben (06/03/2011)[hr][quote]slender (06/03/2011)[hr][quote]Roben (06/03/2011)[hr][quote]slender (06/03/2011)[hr][quote]Roben (06/03/2011)[hr][quote]chekka (06/03/2011)[hr]could ye not get banned fer talk like that?[/quote]
It’s a joke and this is the OT forum[/quote]
Ofcorse its a joke people in Ireland can not afford to have a fridge ;)[/quote]
LOL :laugh: that talk may get you into some trouble however :laugh:[/quote]
Really, i’ve read worst and if people here really think I am a racist then they surely have not read my posts or understand the word irony ;)[/quote]
Pipe down Paul, bellwiff, what next, the gingers? :laugh: :P[/quote]
Some of my best mates are ginger