Mutton. F Uck Mutton.
Bought some chops the other day… one of them tasted fkn rank.
Why? Cos one of them was from a ripe aul aged sheep. Thats Mutton.
It even smells rank. Stale like p!ss alley.
Anyone ever had the pleasure? :sick: :laugh:
Used to buy mutton when I lived near Peckham from the market - makes great stews as does goat
Slender - Ya sick fck!
I used to know a Nigerian Lad… who hated eating Goat meat… and he said that it was awkward, cos as a nation / culture / people… they love eating fkn Goats.
So it was hard for him. I asked him if Goat tasted the way the Cheese tasted - which is also they way that they smell. He said yeah. Good enough to prevent me from trying the meat. The cheese is enough - awful stuff.
Did have some nice Goats cheese & Dijon Mustard done under the grill - in France. Acceptable.
If there was ever a doubt - you are definitely now going to hell for buying Goat! 
No need for it! C’mon! :w00t:
i once ate a burger at burger king and got E Coli 0157. wasnt a nice experience. bled like a pig for a few days and the stomach cramps were a nightmare… unbelievable pain.
Its probably a bit of an urban myth, but when a McD’s opened up here years back, a scumbag from the town got a job there & was bragging about how he was spitting, putting pubes into burgers.
Nice.
I recently “had” to eat a Burger King for my breakfast & dinner (was out for the day & was stuck both times).
Was pretty fkn ill for a couple of days after… just sluggish & nauseous - Not a nice feeling - Dont know how you could eat one every day. :w00t:
[quote]ICN (19/02/2011)[hr]Its probably a bit of an urban myth, but when a McD’s opened up here years back, a scumbag from the town got a job there & was bragging about how he was spitting, putting pubes into burgers.
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At least he was adding protein to the burger
So I quite like experimenting when it comes to food and me and my ex went to an west african restruant - since we both did not know what to order so we asked the very jolly lady who ownd the restruant some recomendations
She came with a soup made with ocra - only it is served cold - my ex said it was like eating a bowel of cold sperm
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Waitress… I’d like to complain… theres some food in my sperm…
[quote]slender (19/02/2011)[hr][quote]ICN (19/02/2011)[hr] my ex said it was like eating a bowel of cold sperm[/quote]
To which you agreed
[quote]jpgetty2win (19/02/2011)[hr][quote]slender (19/02/2011)[hr][quote]ICN (19/02/2011)[hr] my ex said it was like eating a bowel of cold sperm[/quote]
To which you agreed[/quote]
Hey don’t knock it - its full of protein
pull the other one…
boom boom 
That Resturant must have had the Sperm Cookbook that Slender shared with us a little while back…
What you need is a “lamb shank”
I had one earlier! It was delicious
Yeah - Lamb Shanks are the biz 
Roasted in the oven until the meat is falling off. Lovely.
Used to be able to buy them in the butchers for 50c until the celebrity chefs started doing them.
Saw 2 in a box in M&S last year for a 10er! Cnuts.