With hindsight i should have posted my facebook status as “i have blown the head gasket on my 1997 ford” rather than “I’ve just fu@ked a 15 year old escort” still i don’t get out much and a few hours in the local police station made a nice change.
ahahahah
hahaha :laugh:
LOL class Jon 
lol. please tell me ur kidding!
[quote]UnitedVision (08/12/2010)[hr]lol. please tell me ur kidding![/quote]
Kidding being the operative word - sorry bad bad bad slender :D:P
[quote]UnitedVision (08/12/2010)[hr]lol. please tell me ur kidding![/quote]
hahaha yes it’s a joke, i got it sent to my phone this morning by my brother lol
[quote]Jon_fisher (08/12/2010)[hr][quote]UnitedVision (08/12/2010)[hr]lol. please tell me ur kidding![/quote]
hahaha yes it’s a joke, i got it sent to my phone this morning by my brother lol[/quote]
LOL are posting that from Wormwood Scrubs Jon - remember don’t pick up the soap in shower 
Nice!! Heheheh
Anyone seen this bullsh*t craze that’s going about at the moment? People inbox someone a number and then that person puts the number in their status with a comment about the person, so it’s all annonymous.
My newsfeed has been spammed with it, it’s gh3y, plus it’s all soppy as hell, no one ever has anything negative to say lol.
So i thought i’d spice things up with a joke one of my own :laugh:
46431284513132449.1 - sorry for you to find out this way but me and your girlfriend have been sleeping with each other behind your back for some time now, we were going to tell you but felt sorry for you cos you’re an idiot. By the way… the baby’s actually mine asshole, regards, you’re ‘best friend’ Dave.
[quote]Roben (09/12/2010)[hr]Anyone seen this bullsh*t craze that’s going about at the moment? People inbox someone a number and then that person puts the number in their status with a comment about the person, so it’s all annonymous.
My newsfeed has been spammed with it, it’s gh3y, plus it’s all soppy as hell, no one ever has anything negative to say lol.
So i thought i’d spice things up with a joke one of my own :laugh:
46431284513132449.1 - sorry for you to find out this way but me and your girlfriend have been sleeping with each other behind your back for some time now, we were going to tell you but felt sorry for you cos you’re an idiot. By the way… the baby’s actually mine asshole, regards, you’re ‘best friend’ Dave.[/quote]
Can you explain this better Rob, I literally can’t understand how this works. Sounds very hom’ though.
[quote] “i have blown the head gasket on my 1997 ford” rather than “I’ve just fu@ked a 15 year old escort” .[/quote]
we’ve all been there 
this thread is ON topic