Ok general crap - Random story

“what costume?” says Bryan

roben looked across at bry in his new green attire, giving a little wave and biting his bottom lip, he wondered what these new feeling were

roben gives a little wave but unfortunately bryan is much more interested in the debauchery that is happening with Raymondsar.





roben feeling a little rejected then calls a party and invites Aylar Lie, Megan Fox, Eva Longoria and Vanessa Hudgens around. “Wet tshirt time!” roben shouts as the girls giggle with excitement.

Along came a mongoose who had a magical hat. Within this hat lived a squirrel called Bob and bob the squirrel said to the guys at Sonic, “lets go on an adventure”.



So off everyone went following the yellow brick road untill…

Raymond comes running around the corner… “Which way did everyone go???”. “I’ve lost my watch in Jon’s bum, and still haven’t collected my winnings for the wet t-shirt contest!”


jon was left behind, nobody remembered to untie him from the fence. he was sad and lonely with only the muffled bleep of raymonds casio alarm to keep him company

Then Bouffont stands there, quite shocked at the colourful deisplays of homos*xuality carried out by the SA crew. “Wow, just wow” is all he can muster!

Bouffont is completely gutted about all that he has missed :slight_smile:

A giant bee with golden slippers approaches fast and says to Jon, “hello, i have come from the little land of bee narnia, we need help with our honey hunny, i will knit you a nice bee looking jumper for your efforts, it is magical and wonderfull and will grant the wearer the ability of flight!”



Jon, a little confused and shocked that bee’s even spoke said “no f*ck off” and squashed it with his shoe.



Phil came along and did a little irish dance, “top o the morn to ye fellas”