Ok general crap - Random story

Thought i may as well lighten things up on here with some crap :slight_smile:



The aim of the game is you have to write a sentance that follows on from the sentance last posted, which eventually tells out a story.



When everyone gets involved, the story can take many twists, turns and random things happening.



So lets keep this in theme:





One day there was a group of guys who made a company called Sonic Academy, being the “l33t crew” of ireland, they were bored of ‘pwning local n00bs’ so thought instead to take over the world, they started a mission, which

…continues . Nowadays they’re spreading their knowledge and a touch of humanity in the music industry.





ok …it’s your turn now

bry and phil the evil leaders are set on world domination, but their plans are quickly haltered when bry get stuck making a new poll for the next tutorial.

people were a little shocked at Bry’s poll for polish acid jazz but little did the community realise, Bry had a bit of a polish meat fetish

no one was more shocked than phil, after years of working together and witnessing bry’s strangely large hand rolled cigarettes phil had always assumed bry had something of a dutch taste

along came a monkey called FRANK who jumped up on Bry’s shoulder and did a little irish dance, “Talk to FRANK” said Kev

Kev is the wise SA tutor who lives at the bottom of Lough Neagh, legend has it that he feast’s on dead fish and skinny dippers.

this is also a place where kev grows his favorite plant “cockburnianus” (real plant)

Graham feeling a little left out in this story came along and whipped out his superstar breaks, “FREE PARTY” he cried whilst Phil started his famous dance much to the awe of his peers.

[quote]roben (8/4/2009)[hr]along came a monkey called FRANK who jumped up on Bry’s shoulder and did a little irish dance, “Talk to FRANK” said Kev[/quote]



1000 x LOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLL





oops soorry dudes I no longer understand the rest …

[quote]jon_fisher (8/4/2009)[hr]bry and phil the evil leaders are set on world domination, but their plans are quickly haltered when bry get stuck making a new poll for the next tutorial.[/quote]



damn… this one is cool too …

Then Heidi Klum slept with Bouffont…

Bouffont screamed as “Heidi Klum” revealed ‘her’ large c*ck realising “Heidi Klum” was a male impersonator look a like. “Like what you see?” Says ‘Heidi Klum’ and before Bouffont had time to run, the impersonator bent him over and rammed his bottom

… Just as the real Heidi Klum walks up and asks, do you know where I can find a Bouffont? Bouffont afraid to answer the truth points to Frank the Monkey and says, “that’s Bouffont”. He then quickly realizes his mistake as she walks over to the monkey and lets him smash her pie in!



Raymond





this is getting random and wild. this should make for an interesting twist!

nobody new that Frank the monkey was really jon with a fake mustache and pin on tail

raymondsar realising this whips out his handcuffs and cuffs him to a nearby gate. “feel my finger up your bum?” raymondsar says to a shocked Jon, “yes” cried jon… “look, no hands” explained raymondsar :smiley:

… a new crew was born …:smiley:

jon was quite surprised at raymonds no handed trick

the feeling of surprise soon turned to sadness when the realization of what was happening set in

Along came a Lepricon







“Top o the morn fellas” said the Lepricon “you best not be after me pot o gold”



Highfi realises this must be a trick, and tells Bryan to get out of his costume.