Spam Emails

What a joke these Emails are. Wonder if anyone actually responds?

Who would buy dodgy Viagra from Spam Emails? or get a Credit Check? or sends Online Banking details? or accepts Nigerian Funds?

If you do, you deserve to get whooped.

Heres one I got today.  A first for me, as I have never been asked to send a fcuking OVEN to Russia before :w00t: :hehe: :slight_smile:

My name is Valentin, I am a student and I write you from little Russian city.
I found several addresses on Internet and I decided to send you this
letter. Our local library give free Internet access for students.

I live with my mother, she cannot see since many years and I take care of
her. My father left our family when I was a child.

I work very hard every day, but because of deep financial crisis my salary is
very little and not even enough for the things of primary necessity.

Because of extremally hot weather during this summer  most of the potatoes and
vegetables get withered in our garden. A lot of forests burned.
We were forced to spend all our small savings to buy something to eat for the
comign winter to avoid starvation.

Electricity and gas is very expensive in our region and we can not afford
to heat our home anymore.

The only way to heat our home in winter is to use portable oven which
heat with burning wood. We have wood savings in our shed and this oven would heat our home all the
winter, at no cost to us.

Unfortunately, we can not buy such oven as our local market, because the value of it
8,300 rubles, and is a great amount for us (the equivalent of 197 Euro).

I decided to appeal to you and I hope you can help us. If you own any old portable oven and if not using anymore, I’ll be very grateful
if you can donate it for us and organize transport of this oven to us (we live 200 km from Moscow). These ovens are different,
usually made of cast iron and weigh about 100kg.

Please let me know if you can help and I will write you our home address.

If you cannot help with the stove, may be you can send two old sleeping bags- we will be sleeping inside of them during the nights
and we will not freeze.

If you need, I can send medical documents about the disease of my mother.

I send you best wishes from Russia,

Valentin and my mother.

POSTSCRIPT: Please apologize for the mistakes in this letter, I translated this letter with the help of
computer-translator and dictionary. Thank you.

Ah come on man, how can you NOT send them the oven?



At least stretch to the sleeping bags, only about a tenner in Argos.

I want to know what disease his mother has.

If its not AIDS, I might consider sending my old Panini Maker.

Well last week i won 1000000 dollars in lotteries i did not even enter so when i get the prize money i will send them a microwave

We’ll hook up a Hamster on a Wheel inside, to provide Electricity & an eventual simultaneous meal.