Stupid Laws

Post some stupid laws that you know about.

Doesn’t America have some of the silliest laws in some states?


It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.

It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church.

It is illegal to sell peanuts in Lee County after sundown on Wednesday.

Men who deflower virgins, regardless of age or marital status, may face up to five years in jail.

In Washington State, you can’t carry a concealed weapon that is over 6 feet in length.

In California, a law created in 1925 makes it illegal to wiggle while dancing.

The law states that more than 3000 sheep cannot be herded down Hollywood Blvd. at any one time.

In Georgia, it’s against the law to spread a false rumor.

In North Carolina, it is against the law for a rabbit to race down the street.

…and some UK ones too

All English Men over 14 are meant to carry out 2 hours of longbow practice each weekand supervised by the local clergy.

It is still illegal for cab drivers to carry rabid dogs or indeed corpses and by law they must ask each and every passenger if they have small pox or ‘The Plague’.

It is illegal for a lady to eat chocolates on a public conveyance.

Throughout the whole of England it is illegal to eat mince pies on the 25th of December.

Any boy under the age of 10 may not see a naked manequin.

It is still an offence to beat or shake any carpet rug or mat in any street in the Metropolitan Police District, although you are allowed to shake a doormat before 8am.

It is illegal to leave baggage unattended, and picking up abandoned baggage is an act of terrorism.

Londoners are not allowed to keep a pigsty in the front of their homes.

It is legal for a male to urinate in public, as long it is on the rear wheel of his motor vehicle and his right hand is on the vehicle.

…my job is done here :smiley:


Thought Roben had the low down on some new laws that were going to prevent him from Breeding!

JOKE!!! :smiley: :smiley: :smiley:

LOL :cool:

Committing suicide is classified as a capital crime

1. It is illegal to die in the Houses of Parliament

2. It is an act of treason to place a postage stamp bearing the British monarch upside-down

3. In Liverpool, it is illegal for a woman to be topless except as a clerk in a tropical fish store (6%)

4. Mince pies cannot be eaten on Christmas Day

5. In Scotland, if someone knocks on your door and requires the use of your toilet, you must let them enter

6. In the UK a pregnant woman can legally relieve herself anywhere she wants, including in a policeman's helmet

7. The head of any dead whale found on the British coast automatically becomes the property of the King, and the tail of the Queen

8. It is illegal not to tell the tax man anything you do not want him to know, but legal not to tell him information you do not mind him knowing

9. It is illegal to enter the Houses of Parliament in a suit of armour

10. In the city of York it is legal to murder a Scotsman within the ancient city walls, but only if he is carrying a bow and arrow

Most ridiculous foreign laws:

1. In Ohio, it is illegal to get a fish drunk

2. In Indonesia, the penalty for masturbation is decapitation

3. In Bahrain, a male doctor can only examine the genitals of a woman in the reflection of a mirror

4. In Switzerland, a man may not relieve himself standing up after 10pm

5. In Alabama, it is illegal to be blindfolded while driving a vehicle

6. In Florida, unmarried women who parachute on a Sunday could be jailed

7. In Vermont, women must obtain written permission from their husbands to wear false teeth

8. In Milan, it is a legal requirement to smile at all times, except funerals or hospital visits

9. In Japan, there is no age of consent

10. In France, it is illegal to name a pig Napoleon

Only slightly off topic