This is sweeet
[url]http://www.thinkgeek.com/interests/looflirpa/ee07/?pfm=Search&t=technomancer[/url]
I just got really excited by that. Take my money!! Clicked to impulse buy and its an april fools 
That thing is badass. I think it would be a great DJ prop if it were real. It might not be too difficult to make with a button control panel hidden in the sleeve.
**** didnt realize it was april fools my bad