The Night Before Christmas… In Prison…
Twas the night before Christmas and all through the cells
The convicts were locked up all madder than hell.
Except for the lifers, kicked back in their bunks,
heads filled with visions of fat little punks.
When suddenly from the roof top there arose such a roar
that the bulls thought it was a riot for sure!
The goon squad ran in and stood ready to hit
then the block guard yelled out who started this $h1+!
It came from the roof top, sniveled a snitch;
It must be a breakout! Oh, son-of-a-@%#^%!
They climbed to the roof, by way of the stairs
Found a fat little freak, in red underwear.
No, No yelled the dude, I bring you good cheer
God %a#m! said the Captain. We found us a queer!
Alright mother %@#)er get your hands on the wall.
They shook him down good, a$@#($ and all.
They beat him and threw him in the hole with a kick;
Well so much for Christmas, they locked up St. Nick!
Have you been eating shrooms again or have they really locked up icn! Ha ha
I’m out on day release now.
Thought it was a young offenders place 
hahaha why did i also think of ICN when reading that poem? :laugh:
For the geeks: Santa Claus is coming to town - Unix Shell Script version
#!/bin/bash
Santa Claus is coming to town
better !pout !cry
better watchout
lpr why
santa_claus < north_pole >town
cat /etc/passwd > list
ncheck list
ncheck list
grep naughty list >coal
grep nice list >gift
santa_claus < north_pole >town
who | grep sleeping
who | grep awake
who | egrep 'bad|good'
for goodness_sake; do
be_good;
done