Top 10 Weapons of Womanhood

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On a Japanese culture website I frequent this survey was done



Japanese asked to rank the most powerful “weapons” available to the fairer sex for use in their conquests of the lesser sex yield up a list headed by a power which might to the uninitiated appear a sign of weakness – though some reflection soon reveals this could not be further from the truth.



The ranking, with the votes each item received:



1. Tears – 8271



2. Smile – (5243)



3. Sexiness – (2866)



4. Charm – (2798)



5. Breasts – (2702)



6. Motherhood – (1261)



7. Gaze – (600)



8. Other – (461)



9. Empathy – (194)



10. Intelligence – (175)



A devastatingly honest ranking if ever there were one.

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Haha! So ****ing true Mate.

Wonder if Other is actually a dodgy translation of Udders?

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  1. Vagina
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May as well stick a last resort of persuasion on that while you are @ it:

12. Bumhole.

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[quote]ICN (04/11/2010)[hr]May as well stick a last resort of persuasion on that while you are @ it:



12. Bumhole.[/quote]



As a true last resort, only when all other orifices have failed!

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& only after the Rearguard has been defeated :wink:

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All this mention of rearguard makes me wonder when Roben going to join in :smiley:

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Is there room for another?

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[quote]ICN (04/11/2010)[hr]Is there room for another?[/quote]



Your missus always says yes :smiley:

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Yup.

13. Being Nice.

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[quote]ICN (04/11/2010)[hr]Yup.



13. Being Nice.[/quote]



I have this sudden urge to book a ticket to Ireland :wink:

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[quote]slender (04/11/2010)[hr][quote]ICN (04/11/2010)[hr]Yup.

13. Being Nice.[/quote]

I have this sudden urge to book a ticket to Ireland ;)[/quote]

We constantly move around. We’re banned from most of the B&B’s in the county for being messy cnuts.

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[quote]ICN (04/11/2010)[hr][quote]slender (04/11/2010)[hr][quote]ICN (04/11/2010)[hr]Yup.



13. Being Nice.[/quote]



I have this sudden urge to book a ticket to Ireland ;)[/quote]



We constantly move around. We’re banned from most of the B&B’s in the county for being messy cnuts.[/quote]



I told Gav and now telling you don’t use gravy

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My most powerful weapon available to conquer women is a stern backhand and a 1950’s attitude towards relationships.









That and roofies.

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I use their real name occasionally… they seem to like that.

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I dress up like a vampire and for some reason she does “ANYTHING ;)” … but she calls me Edward for some reason… :blink: