Got a delivery of Firewood today… Managed to make about 60-70 bags inbetween the showers & still got absolutely ****ing soaked to the skin.
Just ate a Chinese (Person, not takeway) & am going to have a bottle of wine.
Beat that you $lags! 
What are y’all up to?
Stealing your firewood :w00t::D:P
You woodn’t Dare!
Well you are asking for it if you leaf it at the back
You’re just Treesin me Man… you dont have the Chestnuts for it!
Your barking up the wrong tree
Oakay - No need to get all Birchy about it.
Ha, don’t palm me off with those words or I will stick one on ya
Berry well so… No need for physical Violets.
PANSY 
Pi$$ the Bed!
Just dawned on me - Do you have that same childhood superstition in the UK about picking Dandelions?
We say that if you pick them, you’ll wet the bed… Kids call them Pi$$ the Beds
Just so that you know, if you dont!
@icn 's op im doing what ive done every day for the last F****N 2 months and sleeping in my bed /arm chair so im not in excruciating pain … oh yeah also making toast with cheesey beans … then im gonna borrow a short film about people having fun (jons mums in it so should be quite good )apart from that replying to this post and feeling like in some way icn is trying to court us all
I want to see a Pic of you in this Cast with a copy of todays paper!
[quote]ICN (11/09/2010)[hr]Just dawned on me - Do you have that same childhood superstition in the UK about picking Dandelions?
We say that if you pick them, you’ll wet the bed… Kids call them Pi$$ the Beds
Just so that you know, if you dont! :)[/quote]
To quote someone else - thats just ghay
Do you have the same thing though?
Nope I come from a civilised country
What? France?