That awkward moment when Hitler looks at his gas bill.
The awkward moment when two pedophiles talk to each other on facebook pretending to be kids and agree to meet up somewhere.
That awkward moment when someone asks “so how did you discover Party Poker?”
That awkward moment when you wake up in the morning, look at her and you can’t remember her name? Or where you got the body or from which cemetery you dug her up?
That awkward moment when a Pampers advert comes on tv and you’ve not had a wank all day.
That awkward moment when your wife asks, “Why is the ruler in the bathroom?”
A woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub…
She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately.
She seductively signaled that he should bring his face closer to hers.
As he did, she gently caressed his full beard.
“Are you the manager?” she asked, softly stroking his face with both hands.
“Actually, no,” he lied.
“Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him,” she said, running her
Hands beyond his beard and into his hair.
“I’m afraid I can’t,” breathed the bartender. “Is there anything I can do?”
“Yes… I need for you to give him a message,” she continued, running her
Forefinger across the bartender’s lip and slyly popping a couple of her
fingers into his mouth
And allowing him to suck them gently.
“What should I tell him?” the bartender managed to say.
“Tell him,” she whispered,
“There’s no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper towels in the ladies room.”
That awkward moment when you accidently let out a loud fart in a crowded lift…
The US has released a list of the Porn found in Osama’s house
1 - Ramadan her throat
2 - Jihad a good time
3 - Martyrs of *** destruction
4 - Hide in my cave
5 - Twang my tali-banjo string
6 - Al show you my Qaeda
7 - Get it allah inside her
8 - Burqa Bitches 14: All Allah, All Anal
When Stevie Wonder was asked why he had a cheese grater on his bedside table, he said it was the most violent book he’s ever read!
[quote]gavisthename (14/05/2011)[hr]When Stevie Wonder was asked why he had a cheese grater on his bedside table, he said it was the most violent book he’s ever read![/quote]
I don’t get it 
Are you aware of a thing called Braille? 
Lol 
Ahh get it now
What’s Stevie Wonder’s favourite colour … corduroy
Whats Steevie ever done to you Gav 
It goes back a long way …
What’s the fastest thing on land?
…Stevie Wonder in a speed boat!
[quote]gavisthename (16/05/2011)[hr]It goes back a long way …
What’s the fastest thing on land?
…Stevie Wonder in a speed boat! :D[/quote]
Ban Gav
[quote]slender (16/05/2011)[hr][quote]gavisthename (16/05/2011)[hr]It goes back a long way …
What’s the fastest thing on land?
…Stevie Wonder in a speed boat! :D[/quote]
Ban Gav :D[/quote]
There’s definitely sexual tension building between us! Go on deny it! 
[quote]gavisthename (16/05/2011)[hr][quote]slender (16/05/2011)[hr][quote]gavisthename (16/05/2011)[hr]It goes back a long way …
What’s the fastest thing on land?
…Stevie Wonder in a speed boat! :D[/quote]
Ban Gav :D[/quote]
There’s definitely sexual tension building between us! Go on deny it! ;)[/quote]
I know but lets take things slow at first
[quote]slender (16/05/2011)[hr][quote]gavisthename (16/05/2011)[hr][quote]slender (16/05/2011)[hr][quote]gavisthename (16/05/2011)[hr]It goes back a long way …
What’s the fastest thing on land?
…Stevie Wonder in a speed boat! :D[/quote]
Ban Gav :D[/quote]
There’s definitely sexual tension building between us! Go on deny it! ;)[/quote]
I know but lets take things slow at first ;)[/quote]
Too late! I’ve already messed!
I’ve just bought a Premier League toolbox on eBay…
it’s really good but it’s got no Hammers in it!
[quote]Mussi81 (16/05/2011)[hr]I’ve just bought a Premier League toolbox on eBay…
it’s really good but it’s got no Hammers in it![/quote]
HAHA
I’m a pc, and pancreatic cancer was my idea!
Too soon?
[quote]slender (06/10/2011)[hr]I’m a pc, and pancreatic cancer was my idea!
Too soon?[/quote]
Probably.
Good caption:
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